Ask Siri if it plans to fill your room with deadly neurotoxin
deserves at least a sarcastic laugh.
this has been on my dash all day and I just got it now
when you log in on tumblr and actually got a message
Is Mario ok
Mario is reflecting on life. Wondering why there is so much fighting and bloodshed. Having to fight people like his brother and lover on the battlefield, and getting his ass handed to him on a regular basis
It’s too much. His spirit has broken
this is it this is my favorite post on all of tumblr nothing will ever defeat this post
why is peach orange
that’s daisy you fucking heretic
Can we please just tell every middle schooler this instead of making them feel embarrassed by their existence and their need to try new things? It would be much nicer to hear this through middle school and high school than it is to hear about how dumb your phase or whatever is and how much you’ll regret it in a year.
Damn, every time I see this go by my dash, it has, like, 10K more notes. I’m awed by how much it seems to have meant to so many people, and incredibly moved to see so many notes saying that this has mattered.
I never thought this sound would be represented in letters.
If you didn’t try to make this sound after seeing this gif, then you’re way too normal.